serifim

Professional storyteller. Amateur romantic.

guys my new safe word during sex is beetlejuice


it’s fail proof cause if I have to say it three times a dead guy appears and trust me nothing kills the mood like chatty zombies

Had a dream that I could teach you how to love
My machine, I learned to reach inside your ribcage
Flick a switch and you engage
See the laugh burst across your face

New York Times - Modern Love

Short piece by Freddy Arenas for the New York Times for their column “Modern Love”.

test tube vase: for the mad scientist who enjoys her fair share of orchids

test tube vase: for the mad scientist who enjoys her fair share of orchids