serifim

Professional storyteller. Amateur romantic.

  • mercutio: i can see what's happening
  • benvolio: what?
  • mercutio: and they don't have a clue!
  • benvolio: stop
  • mercutio: they'll fall in love and here's the bottom line -- our trio's down to two
  • benvolio: people are dying
Chinese tea ceremony featuring Willow the clay ram. @wongoright why aren’t you here? (at Tea Drunk)

Chinese tea ceremony featuring Willow the clay ram. @wongoright why aren’t you here? (at Tea Drunk)

guys my new safe word during sex is beetlejuice


it’s fail proof cause if I have to say it three times a dead guy appears and trust me nothing kills the mood like chatty zombies