| Capricorn: | wow you pissed me off so I'm going to sulk in silence and snap if spoken to
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| Aquarius: | YOU MADE ME UPSET IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD /melts into a dramatic heap
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| Pisces: | I'M GONNA FUCKING THROW THINGS. LIKE THE BIGGEST TANTRUM. YOU HAVE -EVER- SEEN.
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| Aries: | WOW I'M SO MAD for like a second. What's for dinner?
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| Taurus: | BRB SMASHING HEADLONG THROUGH A WALL TO KILL YOU
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| Gemini: | Oh, I'm not mad. Wait. YES I FUCKING AM. Okay maybe not. BUT THEN AGAIN--
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| Cancer: | ...oh. I'm angry. But you'll never know. Tillit'stoolate. Cookie?
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| Leo: | /INDISCERNIBLE NOISES OF RAGE
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| Virgo: | how could you do this to me. how. HOW??? Get out of my life. No wait baby come back...
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| Libra: | Passively plotting your demise.
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| Scorpio: | This'll only sting for a second. Unlike my wounds which'll bleed FOREVER and you'll never hear the end of it. WHIIIINE
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| Sagittarius: | I have to leave before I kill someone. Bye! |
